Horizontal Gophers Global Industries
www.horizontalgophers.com
Launched in the early 1800s, Horizontal Gophers has been supplying the professional and hobbyist buck-toothed rodent morticians with a comprehensive suite of 'If its dead dont kill it' apparatus. Our client list includes such renowned gopher stuffers as Huckleberry Finn, Minnesota Fats and Chuck Yeager.
We revolutionized the gopher stuffing industry with bleeding edge products such as our award winning hand crafted replacement Gopher Incisors - made from real gopher teeth!.
Or how about Get the Lead Out the 76,000 oersted electromagnet for removing unwanted buckshot. And don't forget the kiddos! The Goofy Gopher Kit is perfectly suited for hours of family entertainment teaching your kids the excitement and satisfaction of mounting their own adolescent gophers. For the professionals we stock the Post Mortem Propeller for those circumstances when an enema just won't do.
Horizontal Gophers is committed to you: One gopher at a time.
Follow the 'visit us at' link below to shop at our on-line store.
We've gone mental!!!! Free emergency hammer with every purchase! Offer not good if we're in a bad mood that day.
Email us at: GoodLuck@NeverInAMillionYears.com
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Street:OU812 Boomerang Circle
City: Obama
State: Confused
Zip:20500 |
